Gone With The Wind LITE(tm) -- By Margaret Mitchell A Woman Only Likes Men She Can't Have And The South Gets Trashed.

Gone With The Wind LITE(tm) -- By Margaret Mitchell A Woman Only Likes Men She Can't Have And The South Gets Trashed.

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Gone With The Wind LITE(tm)
-- by Margaret Mitchell

A woman only likes men she can't have and the South gets trashed.

Gift of the Magii LITE(tm)
-- by O. Henry

A husband and wife forget to register their gift preferences.

The Old Man and the Sea LITE(tm)
-- by Ernest Hemingway

An old man goes fishing, but doesn't have much luck.

Diary of a Young Girl LITE(tm)
-- by Anne Frank

A young girl hides in an attic but is discovered.

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A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm) -- by Charles Dickens A lawyer who looks like a French Nobleman is executed in his place.
The Metamorphosis LITE(tm) -- by Franz Kafka A man turns into a bug and his family gets annoyed....
A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm) -- by Charles Dickens A man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just like him has his head chopped off in France because of a mean lady who knits.
Crime and Punishment LITE(tm) -- by Fyodor Dostoevski A man sends a nasty letter to a pawnbroker, but later feels guilty and apologizes....
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