A Texan, Impressing The Hell Out Of A Bostonian With Tales About The Heroes Of The Alamo, Commented, "I'll Bet You Never Had Anyone That Brave Around *Boston*.

A Texan, Impressing The Hell Out Of A Bostonian With Tales About The Heroes Of The Alamo, Commented, "I'll Bet You Never Had Anyone That Brave Around Boston.

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A Texan, impressing the hell out of a Bostonian with tales about the heroes
of the Alamo, commented, "I'll bet you never had anyone that brave around
*Boston*."
"Ever hear of Paul Revere?", snarled the Bostonian.
"Paul Revere?", pondered the Texan. "Isn't he the guy who ran for
help?"

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