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• We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength.
  But there was also a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a French restaurant....
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• Sex is like housework. A woman can do a real good job, but it never stays done--and the better job she does, the more likely she is to do it again real soon.
• The man-hating woman, like the cold woman, is largely imaginary.
  She is simply a woman who has done her best to snare a man and has failed. -- Norto...
• ABSENT, adj. Peculiarly exposed to the tooth of detractio
  vilifed; hopelessly in the wrong; superseded in the consideration and affection of another....
• A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
  -- Murphy's laws on sex...
• The more things you do not know how to do, the less you will have to do, and the more time you will have to unlearn things you knew, so that you will be able to do even less.