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• Twas midnight on the ocean, Her children all were orpha
  Not a streetcar was in sight, Except one a tiny tot, So I stepped into a cigar store Who had a home across the way To ask them for a light....
• He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her.
  But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them....
• He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her.
  But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them....
• While hunting, a man saw a beautiful nude woman come running out of the woods and disappear across the clearing.
  Just as she got out of sight, three men dressed in white uniforms came running out of the same woods....
• When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man. -- Dame Edith Eva
• A hillbilly boy married a hillbilly girl and went on a honeymoon.
  They were supposed to stay two weeks, but they didn't stay two weeks, they stayed one night....
• One woman said she still cries at movies -- especially when she pays $
  4 to see a dull one. -- Earl Wilso...
• One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl.
  ..I sat beside her. I said, "Hi," and she said, "Hi," and then I said, "Nice day, isn't it?...
• A woman's like a waffle. You want to get one good and warm before you pour the syrup to her.