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• Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, D.
  C. -- Firesign Theatre's HOW TO BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE...
• Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent.
  Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands....
• Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
  Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln? Homer: He sold poison milk to school children....
• He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help. Abraham Lincol
• My father used to tell me, "When Abraham Lincoln was your age, Abraham Lincoln had a job.
  When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked twelve miles to get to school....
• Abraham Lincoln always said you can't fool all the people all of the time.
  But Abraham Lincoln was fooling when he said that. -- Mark Russell...
• He's the biggest lier in Washington," said Lincoln, referring to a then well-known lawyer.
  Reminds me of an old fisherman who got a reputation for stretching the truth....
• Dracula died in vain.