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• Kent: Welcome to the six o'clock news in our brand new studio.
  Lookin' good, Springfield! [he waves to the people out the large window behind him] In today's news, a two-ton rhino escaped from the Springfield Zoo, but zoo officials were quick to act, and Petunia, as she is known, is safely back in captivity....
• Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so far they have only recaptured 116 of them?
• In all likelihood, world inflation is over.
• I know of no driving manual which suggests that passengers depart from the cabin of the car when going around the corner at such speeds.
  When this happened, I took evasive action, and that is when I wiped out those other five cars, the bus and the branch bank office....
• Daemon escaped from pentagram
• The Morning Zoo: 1983-1991 R.I.P. And GOOD RIDDANCE!
• I escaped from the Liberal Plantation.
• In the early morning queue, With a listing in my hand.
  With a worry in my heart, There on terminal number 9, Waitin' here in CERAS-land....
• A guinea pig is not from Guinea but a rodent from South America.
  A firefly is not a fly, but a beetle. A giant panda bear is really a member of the racoon family....