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• Once there was a marine biologist who loved dolphins.
  He spent his time trying to feed and protect his beloved creatures of the sea....
• Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so far they have only recaptured 116 of them?
• Bart: I know, the window. Lisa: No, Bart! What are you doing?
  Bart: Dogs always land on their feet. Lisa: That's cats....
• The following was taken from a guide for aspiring writers.
  "New writers usually cannot convince large, prestigious publishers that their work is marketable, so they must first publish with smaller, less well-known presses to establish a sales record....
• which reminds me of the Carrot family: Ma Carrot, Pa Carrot, and Baby Carrot.
  One fine spring day they decided to go out for a picnic....
• Be on the lookout for a leopard which escaped from the zoo early this morning.
  It was spotted near the corner of 12th and Cherry at around 8am, and in all likelihood still is....
• Two Finns and a penguin are sitting on the front porch of a large house.
  The penguin is dripping in sweat; his owner looks down and says to the other Finn, "Hey Urho, I want that you should take the penguin to the zoo, okay?...
• Welcome to the Zoo!