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• America's best buy for a nickel is a telephone call to the right man. -- Ilka Chase
• Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it's the little differences.
  Wiggum: Example. Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right?...
• If you get on the telephone and call an onion to hear a ring, you are a truly sick person.
• Here's a quarter, Call 1-800-CRY-BABY!
• Invest in America --- Buy Japan!
• Here's a quarter, call someone who cares.
• I'm gonna, be making a call on the great white telephone.
• Flames to dev/null/here/is/a/quarter/now/go/buy/a/clue.
• When people in north London received a telephone call from an engineer saying that there was a fault on the line, they believed him.
  He said that the fault could be put right if the receiver was dunked in a bucket of water....