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• America's best buy for a quarter is a telephone call to the right person.
• Invest in America --- Buy Japan!
• Burns: You mean there are actually people who will pay good money for garbage?
  Lisa: Not good money, really. Each can'll get you a nickel....
• I'm gonna, be making a call on the great white telephone.
• Ned: Now, folks, nothing spells "fun" like rhinestones on a dungaree jacket!
  [holds up "Disco Stu" jacket] Man: Stu! You should buy that!...
• When people in north London received a telephone call from an engineer saying that there was a fault on the line, they believed him.
  He said that the fault could be put right if the receiver was dunked in a bucket of water....
• Telephone charges are cheaper the farther you call, go figure...
• Any questions? Call the Partnership for a Democrat Free America.
• Ned: May the best man win. Homer: "May the best man win.
  The mating call of the loser! -- From one who should know, "Dead Putting Society...