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And I Heard Jeff Exclaim, As They Strolled Out Of Sight, "Merry Christmas To All -- You Take Credit Cards, Right?
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And I heard Jeff exclaim, as they strolled out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all -- you take credit cards, right?"
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And I heard Jeff exclaim, As they strolled out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all -- You take credit cards, right?
-- "Outsiders" comic...
Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....
We Take Credit Cards, But...: Cassius Bette
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire Jack Frost ripping up your nose Yuletide carolers being thrown in the fire And folks dressed up like buffaloes Everybody knows a turkey slaughtered in the snow Helps to make the season right Tiny tots with their eyes all gouged out Will find it hard to see tonight They know that Santa's on his way He's loaded lots of guns and bullets on his sleigh And every mother's child is sure to spy To see if reindeer really scream when they die And so I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from one to ninety two Although it's been said many time
many ways Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Fuck you!!...
Merry Christmas to all from the feline furrie
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit cards.
How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away his credit cards.