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How Do You Stop An Elephant From Charging? Take Away His Credit Cards.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.
Related:
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit cards.
Beat me! Whip me! Take Away My Credit Cards!
We Take Credit Cards, But...: Cassius Bette
magnetic interference from money/credit card
And I heard Jeff exclaim, as they strolled out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all -- you take credit cards, right?
Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant? A: With a blue-elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant? A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue-elephant gun....
And I heard Jeff exclaim, As they strolled out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all -- You take credit cards, right?
-- "Outsiders" comic...