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• You defend other people's ideas at the expense of your own.
• How can you think and hit at the same time? -- Yogi Berra
• Think much, speak little, and write less. However, if you are going to write
  it is well to write what you think people think you think rather than what you think, because people have no idea what you think, and likely as not, are uninterested....
• A lot of software developers are seduced by the old "80/20" rule.
  It seems to make a lot of sense: 80% of the people use 20% of the features....
• You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
• The Guy on the Right Doesn't Stand a Chance The guy on the right has the Osborne 1, a fully functional computer system in a portable package the size of a briefcase.
  The guy on the left has an Uzi submachine gun concealed in his attache case....
• Unobfuscated Perl (#2) A rogue group of Perl hackers has presented a plan to add a "use really_goddamn_strict" pragma that would enforce readability and UNobfuscation.
  With this pragma in force, the Perl compiler might say...