Antique Fairy Tale: Little Red Riding Hood. Modern Fairy Tale: Oswald, Acting Alone, Shot Kennedy.

Antique Fairy Tale: Little Red Riding Hood. Modern Fairy Tale: Oswald, Acting Alone, Shot Kennedy.

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Antique fairy tale: Little Red Riding Hood.
Modern fairy tale: Oswald, acting alone, shot Kennedy.

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