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• Smithers: John! John: Uhh, oh, Waylon! I'd like you to meet the Simpsons!
  Smithers: I know the Simpsons. [sotto voce] So this is your sick mother?...
• Homer: It's a miracle! John: [holding the Santa remote] No, ultrasuede is a miracle.
  This is just good timing. Marge: Oh, Homie, I'm so glad you're safe....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy. Moe: Yeah, yeah, we'll never live it down.
  Oh, boy, it looks like it's suicide again for me....
• Marge: Well I never thought it would come to this, but I guess we'll have to sell Grandma's Civil War doll.
  Lisa: Oh Mom, are you sure you want to sell a family heirloom to pay _the gas_ bill?...
• John: Oh man, you weren't kidding about this place!
  Well, I just love it! [takes pictures] Home...
• Homer: Ooh la la! Lisa: Hi, Dad. Homer: You look great, sweetheart.
  Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson....
• John: But this is the Rex Mars Atomic Discombobulator.
  Don't you just love the graphics on this box?...
• Homer: That John is the greatest guy in the world. We've gotta have him and his wife over for drinks sometime.
  Marge: Hmm, I don't think he's married, Homer. Home...