"Besides, my teeth aren't what they used to be. I
have some weird degenerate gum disease. It turns
out even the Undead have to floss."
-- Dracula discusses problems of the modern vampire in "Dinosaurs For Hire"
The following appeared in a newsletter on dental health.
"A recent research study reported the experience of dentists whose patients had, over a period of five years, regularly used Flux Dental Floss as part of their dental hygiene routine....