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Beggar To Well-dressed Businessman: "Could You Spare $20.95 For A Fifth Of Chivas?
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Beggar to well-dressed businessman:
"Could you spare $20.95 for a fifth of Chivas?"
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SMILEY :-)8 well dressed
There are well-dressed foolish ideas just as there are well-dressed fools. -- Nicholas Chamfo
Herb: Every word you say just makes me want to punch you in the face!
Homer: Well, while you're a guest in my home, could you just kick me in the butt?...
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes.
Kryten: You are a sick, sick person! If mechanoids could barf, I'd be on to my fifth bag by now.
-- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...
YOW!! What should the entire human race DO?? Consume a fifth of CHIVAS REGAL, ski NUDE down MT.
EVEREST, and have a wild SEX WEEKEND! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Well now, the shark could eat you ... or you could eat the shark.
A RELIABLE SOURCE - The guy you just met. -- THE ALL-PURPOSE BUSINESSMAN'S VOCABULARY
Ross Perot: Fanatical businessman or Ferengi in disguise? You decide.