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• Excuse me, could I please just distract you for one brief second?
  -- Kryten, distracting the Inquisitor in Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
• I will not barf unless I'm sick.
• Lister: Well, if you've got some amazing secret plan up your sleeve, Kryten, now's the time to mention it.
  Kryten: No plan, sir -- no sleeves. -- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...
• Kryten: That is the Inquisitor. He prunes away the wastrels, expunges the wretched, and deletes the worthless.
  Rimmer: We're in big trouble. -- Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
• You are sick, twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.
• My god! But I was only away two minutes!
  -- Kryten, on being told that the Nova 5 crew was dead in Red Dwarf 'Kryten'...
• Kryten: We could go to Dallas in November, 1963, stand on the grassy knoll and shout Duck!
  ... I'm sorry; I must have bypassed my Good Taste Chip. -- Red Dwarf - 'Timeslides'...
• Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend! -- Red Dwarf - 'Kryten'