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• Q: Why did Bill Gates cross the road? A: To avoid the Department of Justice.
• Justice is itself the great standing policy of civil society
  and any departure from it, under any circumstance, lies under the suspicion of being no policy at all....
• Boys who own legal firearms have much lower rates of delinquency and drug use and are even slightly less delinquent than nonowners of guns.
  -- U.S. Department of Justice, National Institute of Justice, Office of Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention, NCJ-143454, "Urban Delinquency and Substance Abuse," August 1995....
• How many NHS hospital staff -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six. Person (1) reports bulb is not working and requests a new one....
• Looks pretty good to us. It will not... affect our earnings.
• Truth is the summit of being, justice is the application of it to affairs. -- Emerso
• I work for the Department of Redundancy Department.
• According to figures from the Justice Department, the average rapist serves only 5.
  2 years on jail, and the average murderer serves only 8....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to threaten that as a mother, she will be unable to provide her children light without federal assistance...