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Beta Test, V: To Voluntarily Entrust One's Data, One's Livelihood And One's Sanity To Hardware Or Software Intended To Destroy All Three.
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beta test, v:
To voluntarily entrust one's data, one's livelihood and one's
sanity to hardware or software intended to destroy all three.
In earlier days, virgins were often selected to beta test volcanos.
Related:
beta /bay't*/, /be't*/ or (Commonwealth) /bee't*/ n.
1. Mostly working, but still under test; usu. used with `in'...
Life is just one big beta test cycle.
My life is still in BETA test.
The human race is still in beta test...
The three biggest software lies: 1: *Of course* we'll give you a copy of the source.
2: *Of course* the third party vendor we bought that from will fix the microcode....
Alpha test version: too buggy to release Beta test versio
ill too buggy to release Release 1.0: alternate pronounciation of beta test versio...
If at first you don't succeed, put it out for beta test.
bang path: n. An old-style UUCP electronic-mail address specifying hops to get from some assumed-reachable location to the addressee, so called because each {hop} is signified by a {bang} sign.
Thus, for example, the path ...!bigsite!foovax!...
bang path n. [now historical] An old-style UUCP electronic-mail address specifying hops to get from some assumed-reachable location to the addressee
o called because each hop is signified by a bang sign....