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Betazoid Modem: It Downloads The Files It Senses You Want.
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Betazoid modem: it downloads the files it senses you want.
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Multitasking: Taking a shower while you mail downloads.
A Betazoid woman, when she goes through this phase, quadruples her sex drive.
"Or more." Or more? You never told me that. "I didn't want to frighten you....
Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddys, and kids with fake IDs.
-- Homer Simpson The Springfield File...
PKZip - it's not just for downloads anymore
You're upset. "Your finely honed Betazoid sense tell you that?
Well...that and the table. -- Troi and K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3...
If you can't read this, try with a modem!
Someday you WILL come to your senses, and cheer for the Habs!
It is enough to fright you out of your seven senses.
It's only at mid-life that a Betazoid female becomes.
..well...fully sexual if you know what I mean. -- Troi, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2...