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Can't open /usr/fortunes. Lid stuck on cookie jar.
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Cannot open /usr/games/lib/fortunes.
Arnoldism: Can you open this jar of olives for me.
cookie jar: n. An area of memory set aside for storing {cookie}s.
Most commonly heard in the Atari ST community; many useful ST programs record their presence by storing a distinctive {magic number} in the jar....
cookie jar n. An area of memory set aside for storing cookies.
Most commonly heard in the Atari ST community; many useful ST programs record their presence by storing a distinctive magic number in the jar....
Can be outwitted by a jar of Marshmallow Fluff.
Can't open /usr/games/lib/fortunes.dat.
printk("Penguin %d is stuck in the bottle.\n", i); 2.0.38 /usr/src/linux/arch/sparc/kernel/smp.c
Can you remember your first fortune cookie?
Some wise-guy stuck a cork in the bottle!
-- Homer struggles to open a wine bottle, "The Crepes of Wrath...