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• Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture.
  Of course, the same can be said of dirt." -- From THE CHOCOLATE BOOK...
• Can you imagine, RJR Nabisco is coming out with a tobacco flavored cookie.
  . followed of course by a Chocolate flavored filter soft light one hundred cigarette....
• When any principle, law, tenet, probability, happening
  circumstance, or result can in no way be directly, indirectly, empirically, or circuitously proven, derived, implied, inferred, induced, deducted, estimated, or scientifically guessed, it will always for the purpose of convenience, expediency, political advantage, material gain, or personal comfort, or any combination of the above, or none of the above, be unilaterally and unequivocally assumed, proclaimed, and adhered to as absolute truth to be undeniably, universally, immutably, and infinitely so, until such time as it becomes advantageous to assume otherwise, maybe....
• Rhode's Law: When any principle, law, tene
  probability, happening, circumstance, or result can in no way be directly, indirectly, empirically, or circuitously proven, derived, implied, inferred, induced, deducted, estimated, or scientifically guessed, it will always for the purpose of convenience, expediency, political advantage, material gain, or personal comfort, or any combination of the above, or none of the above, be unilaterally and unequivocally assumed, proclaimed, and adhered to as absolute truth to be undeniably, universally, immutably, and infinitely so, until such time as it becomes advantageous to assume otherwise, maybe....
• Timothy: "This is great. How is yours?" Data: "The complex polysaccharides, in reaction with the carbon dioxide, produces an unusual combination of texture and effervescence.
  Timothy: "But how does it taste? Is it good?" Data...