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• Writing is easy; all you do is sit staring at the blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.
  -- Gene Fowle...
• Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.
  -- Gene Fowle...
• Quote #631 Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.
  -- Gene Fowle...
• Writing comes easy. It's just a matter of staring at a blank piece of paper until your forehead bleeds.
  -- Ring Lardne...
• Owen's Law for Secretaries: As soon as you sit down with a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
• For head colds: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.
• SMILEY %-) after staring at the terminal for 36 hou
• How come all you guys sit on your helmets?
• 0205 Do you have a separate phone line for your terminal/computer?
  0206 ... Is it legal? -- from THE HACKER TEST...