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For Head Colds: Use An Agonizer To Spray The Nose Until It Drops In Your Throat.
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For head colds: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your
throat.
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Get your dam finger out of your nose. Use a tissue!
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Once I was sick, and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat man to get well.
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Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.
-- Gene Fowle...
Writing is easy; all you do is sit staring at the blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.
-- Gene Fowle...
Quote #631 Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.
-- Gene Fowle...
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Leela: That aerosal head spray makes your antenna smell nice.
.. Bender: Thank you. Leela: ...but it's doing long-term damage to the planet....