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• Wizards are constantly subject to negative publicity.
  A case in point. One elderly wizard of my acquaintance, whenever he was bothered by unexpected guests, would immediately cast one of three spells upon them, either turning them to stone, transforming them into segmented worms, or blasting them entirely out of the kingdom....
• So the documentary-makers stick with sharks. Generally, their procedure is to scatter bleeding fish pieces around their boat, so as to infest the waters.
  I would estimate that the primary food source of sharks today is bleeding fish pieces scattered by people making documentaries....
• So the documentary-makers stick with sharks. Generally, their procedure is to scatter bleeding fish pieces around their boat, so as to infest the waters.
  I would estimate that the primary food source of sharks today is bleeding fish pieces scattered by people making documentaries....
• So the documentary-makers stick with sharks. Generally, their procedure is to scatter bleeding fish pieces around their boat, so as to infest the waters.
  I would estimate that the primary food source of sharks today is bleeding fish pieces scattered by people making documentaries....
• We should be glad we're living in the time that we are.
  If any of us had been born into a more enlightened age, I'm sure we would have immediately been taken out and shot....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....