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A jury should decide a case the minute they are shown it, before the
lawyers have had a chance to mislead them
Related:
Couldn't we jury-rig the cat to act as an audio switch, and have it yell at people to save their core images before logging them out?
I'm sure the cattle prod would be effective in this regard....
Lawyers do it in front of the Judge and Jury.
LAWYERS would do it but for 'hung jury'
The ideal reasoner, would, when he had once been shown a single fact in all its bearing
deduce from it not only the chain of events which led up to it but also the results which would follow from it....
Have you ever had to finally decide...
Finagle's Rules Ever since the first scientific experiment, man has been plagued by the increasing antagonism of nature.
It seems only right that nature should be logical and neat, but experience has shown that this is not the case....
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- Groucho Marx
Jury Gets Drunk Driving Case Here -- Headline