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• Lord, give us the wisdom to utter words that are gentle and tender, for tomorrow we may have to eat them.
  -- Morris Udall, quoted in "Sierra", May/June 1989...
• Marge: Homey, I -- Homer: Can't talk, praying. Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me and I am thankful.
  For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is....
• Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies.
  If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever....
• Always use tasteful words. You may have to eat them.
• Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
• Bart: May I have some more lima beans, please? Lisa
  Certainly. [gives him a few] Bart: More than that....
• Be careful of the words you say. Keep them soft and sweet, Because you never know, from day to day, Which ones you'll have to eat.
  -- K. McCarthy...