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• Marge: Homey, I -- Homer: Can't talk, praying. Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me and I am thankful.
  For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is....
• Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
  Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VII...
• One year we had a Christmas brunch with Merry Christmas Mush to munch.
  But I don't think you'd care for such. We didn't like to munch mush much. -- Dr Sue...
• Dear Lord: Please make my words sweet and tender, for tomorrow I may have to eat them.
• This is a shareware button. If you have been amused by what you have just read, please give me one dollar.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I am sick and depraved--please feed me drugs and cookies.
• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• Lisa: And now it's time for the Innocence Report with Homer Simpson.
  [holds sign: "Innocence Report"] Homer: Hello....