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• Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach. -- S. C. Johnso
• If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done. -- Mel's Law
• All diagnostics are fatal.
• DEChead: /dek'hed/ n. 1. A {DEC} {field servoid}. Not flattering.
  2. [from `deadhead'] A Grateful Dead fan working at DEC. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• Level Six Tagline Diagnostics initiated.
• If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us airline tickets. -- Mel Brook