Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
DELIBERATION: The Act Of Examining One's Bread To Determine Which Side It Is Buttered On.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
DELIBERATION:
The act of examining one's bread
to determine which side it is buttered on.
Related:
Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
I know on which side my bread is buttered. -- John Heywood
Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....
Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....
Do not worry about which side your bread is buttered on: you eat BOTH sides.
Crittendon's 14th application of Murphy's First Law
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter....
Law of the Perversity of Nature: You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.