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I Know On Which Side My Bread Is Buttered. -- John Heywood
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I know on which side my bread is buttered.
-- John Heywood
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I know on which side my bread is buttred. -- John Heywood (c.
1565) -- Proverbes, Part ii, Chap. vii...
DELIBERATION: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.
The other day, I dropped a piece of bread and it fell butter side up.
I was convinced that I'd buttered the wrong side of the bread....
Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Do not worry about which side your bread is buttered on: you eat BOTH sides.
Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....
Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....