Driving In Texas Is Simple. For The First 100 Miles You Swerve To Avoid Jackrabbits.

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Driving in Texas is simple. For the first 100 miles you swerve to
avoid jackrabbits. For the second 100 miles you hit whatever
jackrabbits get in the way. After that you chase off into the
brush after them.

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