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• Now you're ready for the actual shopping. Your goal should be to get it over with as quickly as possible
  because the longer you stay in the mall, the longer your children will have to listen to holiday songs on the mall public-address system, and many of these songs can damage children emotionally....
• Now you're ready for the actual shopping. Your goal should be to get it over with as quickly as possible
  because the longer you stay in the mall, the longer your children will have to listen to holiday songs on the mall public-address system, and many of these songs can damage children emotionally....