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Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway.
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Exercise for your health....eat a balanced diet. Control your weight.
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You wouldn't fit and would die if you could.
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That's a damned lie! We must die anyway. -- W.H. Aude
Hadley's Second Law of Clothing Shopping: If you like it and it's in your size, it doesn't fit anyway.