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• I spend half my life logged into crazy liberals!
• We thrive on euphemism. We call multi-megaton bombs "Peace-keepers", closet size apartments "efficient" and incomprehensible artworks "innovative".
  In fact, "euphemism" has become a euphemism for "bald-faced lie"....
• Everybody, keep smiling, and I know we're going to fit right in.
  -- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• You may be right, I may be crazy, But maybe it's a lunatic you're looking for? -- Billy Joel
• A 3.5 disk should fit in a 5.25 drive, right?
• Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway.
• What do I consider a reasonable person to be? I'd say a reasonable person is one who accepts that we are all human and therefore fallible, and takes that into account when dealing with others.
  Implicit in this definition is the belief that it is the right and the responsibility of each person to live his or her own life as he or she sees fit, to respect this right in others, and to demand the assumption of this responsibility by others....
• So much to fit in, and so little space.