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• FORTUNE'S RULES TO LIVE BY: #2 Never goose a wolverine.
• A car that starts when you have to go to work won't turn over on your day off. -- Doug Larso
• When it gets to be your turn, they change the rules.
• Umpire: Play ball! Chief Wiggum: [steps to the plate] Police radio
  Attention all units! Attention all units! Armored car being robbed at 59th and....
• Anybody who doesn't cut his speed at the sight of a police car is probably parked.
• My other car is a police car.