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• No woman can endure a gambling husband, unless he is a steady winner. -- Lord Thomas Dewa
• Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. -- Lord Dewa
• Minds are like parachutes: they only function when open. -- Thomas R. Dewa
• For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum. -- J.W. Schopf
• The world is governed by opinion. -- Thomas Hobbe
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• Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
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