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• Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are bad for the reputation. -- Lord Thomas Dewa
• Four fifths of the perjury in the world is expended on tombstones, women and competitors.
  -- Lord Thomas Dewa...
• No woman can endure a gambling husband, unless he is a steady winner. -- Lord Thomas Dewa
• There are only two kinds of men -- the dead and the deadly. -- Helen Rowland
• Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. -- Lord Dewa
• Minds are like parachutes: they only function when open. -- Thomas R. Dewa
• Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information upon it.
  -- Samuel Johnson, Letter to Lord Chesterfield, February 1755...
• Remember, there are two kinds of ships ... submarines, and targets.
• There are only two kinds of tequila. Good and better.