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• From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter.
  Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho Marx, from "The Book of Insul...
• From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter.
  Some day I intend reading it. -- "The Book of Insults", Groucho Marx, 1890-1977...
• From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter.
  Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho Marx...
• From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter.
  Some day I intend reading it. --Groucho Marx...
• I'd love to, but... I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't put it down.
  -- 63 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• In the Plaza Hotel once, when I was doing the quiz show, there was a priest in the elevator.
  I hope you're not offended by this--I'd tell a story about a rabbi but it doesn't fit, and neither did the rabbi and they finally threw him out of the synagogue....
• Hello, I must be going. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• A day without laughter is a day wasted. -- Groucho Marx
• I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on, so I woke up from sheer boredom.