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• Genius, n.: A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with "bright".
• genius, n: A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with "bright".
• GENIUS: A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with bright.
• Chemist who falls in acid is absorbed in work.
• Chemist who falls in acid will be tripping for weeks.
• Stupids n. Term used by samurai for the suits who employ them
  uccinctly expresses an attitude at least as common, though usually better disguised, among other subcultures of hackers....
• Stupids: n. Term used by {samurai} for the {suit}s who employ them
  uccinctly expresses an attitude at least as common, though usually better disguised, among other subcultures of hackers....
• chemist n. [Cambridge] Someone who wastes computer time on number-crunching when you'd far rather the machine were doing something more productive
  uch as working out anagrams of your name or printing Snoopy calendars or running life patterns....