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• Pardon me, but your shoe is ringing...
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• If The Shoe Fits - The Sock Fits !
• You know what kind of day it's going to be when you stub your toe on the pillow.
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  Moe: Ura Snotball? Homer: What? How dare you? If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran....