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You Know What Kind Of Day It's Going To Be When You Stub Your Toe On The Pillow.
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You know what kind of day it's going to be when you stub your toe
on the pillow.
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You know it's going to be a bad day when: you see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
You know it's going to be a bad day when: you turn on the news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you forget your new password.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.
-- Anon....
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.
You know it's going to be a bad day when: your twin sister forgets your birthday.
You know it's going to be a bad day when your twin brother forgot your birthday.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You know it is going to be a rotten day when... You've been at work for an hour before you notice that your skirt is caught in your pantyhose.