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• Give me the avowed, the erect, the manly foe, Bold I can meet -- perhaps may turn his blow!
  But of all plagues, good Heaven, thy wrath can send, Save me, oh save me from the candid friend....
• God save me from my friends. I can protect myself from my enemies. Marshall de Villare
• Don't give me that intelligent life stuff - give me something I can blow up.
• A New Yorker is riding down the road in his new Mercedes.
  So intent is he on the cocaine in his hand he completely misses a turn and his car plunges over the five-hundred-foot cliff to be smashed into pieces at the bottom....
• There are two jazz musicians who are great buddies.
  They hang out and play together for years, virtually inseparable....
• ee n.,vt. [Purdue] A carbon copy of an electronic transmission.
  Oh, you're sending him the bits to that? Slap on a tee for me....
• Smithers, don't feel so bad. After all, that kidney you donated to me really hit the spot.
• I give thee sixpence! I will see thee damned first.
  -- George Canning (1770-1827) -- The Friend of Humanity and the Knife-Grinde...
• My friend Jones will vouch for me. How do we know that he can be trusted? Oh, I assure you he can.