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Go To A Movie Tonight. Darkness Becomes You.
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Go to a movie tonight.
Darkness becomes you.
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As you attempt to move, the light becomes so bright that you are blinded momentarily and can't go on.
A cloud of darkness falls upon you.
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
-- Pearl William...
Are you going to sleep at all tonight?!
There are faint rustling noises from the darkness behind you.
Honey, you lied when you said that you loved me and I had no cause to doubt you.
But, I'd rather go on hearing your lies, than go on living without you....
Being good through life `cause you might go to heaven is like shutting your eyes through a movie `cause you might get your money back.
-- A. Whitney Brow...
Good news, everyone. Tomorrow you'll be making a delivery to Ebola 9, the virus planet.
Professor "Why can't they go today?" "Because tonight's a special night, and I want all of you to be alive....
Bart: Listen, Ned Flanders murdered his wife! Home
But why? She's such a fox. [Marge scowls at him] I mean, what's on Fox tonight?...