Related:

• Beware the man who slaps you on the back - he is probably trying to make you cough up something.
• What a wonderfully exciting cough! Do you mind if I join you?
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• And now, the Bing Crosby show, brought to you by the makers of Ex-Lax.
  ...a brief pause, and then Bing !!...
• CCD: Choke Cough and Die
• Love, and a cough, are not concealed. -- Ovid
• Smoker's Cough: Nick O'Tee
• Marge: Oh, Homer, don't you have to get to class? Home
  Not tonight, Marge. Tonight, we can eat a nice leisurely dinner at home....
• It was one of those parties where you cough twice before you speak, and then decide not to say it after all.
  -- P. G. Wodehouse...
• You will be Told about it Tomorrow. Go Home and Prepare Thyself.