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Gomme's Laws: (1) A Backscratcher Will Always Find New Itches.
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Gomme's Laws:
(1) A backscratcher will always find new itches.
(2) Time accelerates.
(3) The weather at home improves as soon as you go away.
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Gomme's Laws: (1) A backscratcher will always find new itches.
(2) Time accelerates. (3) The weather at home improves as soon as you go away....
1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy.
(2) Always be backlit. (3) Sit down whenever possible. -- Alden's Law...
Alden's Laws: (1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy.
(2) Always be backlit. (3) Sit down whenever possible....
Murphy's Laws: (1) If anything can go wrong, it will.
(2) Nothing is as easy as it looks. (3) Everything takes longer than you think it will....
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.
However, soon after the weather turned cold, the sparrow changed his mind and reluctantly started to fly south....