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• Good morning. This is the telephone company. Due to repairs, we're giving you advance notice that your service will be cut off indefinitely at ten o'clock.
  That's two minutes from now....
• New Linux Companies Hope To Get Rich Quick (#4) The buzz surrounding Linux and Open Source during 1999 has produced a large number of billionnaires.
  However, people who weren't employed by Red Hat or VA Linux, or who didn't receive The Letter, are still poor....
• Now it's time to say goodbye. Please get off my property until next year.
  I suggest you don't dawdle, the hounds will be released in ten minutes....
• Fairly boring message:) This is John. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave a message at the tone, I'll return your call.
  (Now, re-record the message every morning. Frequent callers will notice that something sounds different, but will be confused since the words are exactly the same....
• Willy: {Spill it! Where's your brother?} Skinner: {You'd better answer him, Lisa.
  He's a bad man. [Lisa giggles] What are you laughing about?...
• But now it's time to say good-bye. Please get off my property until next year.
  I suggest you don't dawdle - the hounds will be released in ten minutes....
• Bart: [sighs with relief] Willy's gone for good. Now I can get back to my normal dream
  me and Krusty winning the Super Bowl! [Krusty, dressed in a football uniform, runs up as a crowd cheers] Krusty...
• Riker: "Captain's Log, Stardate 44003.3. Repairs are complete, and the Enterprise is warping to rendevous with Starfleet at Wolf-359.
  Communications from the site of battle have been cut off, possibly due to Borg interferance....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...