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• How many Professors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None...what do you think their graduate students are for?...
• enured graduate student n. One who has been in graduate school for 10 years (the usual maximum is 5 or 6)
  a `ten-yeared' student (get it?). Actually, this term may be used of any grad student beginning in his seventh year....
• enured graduate student: n. One who has been in graduate school for 10 years (the usual maximum is 5 or 6)
  a `ten-yeared' student (get it?). Actually, this term may be used of any grad student beginning in his seventh year....
• PROFESSORS don't do it; they leave it as an exercise for their students.
• It's smarter to be lucky than it's lucky to be smart.
• The older I get, the smarter my parents were. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
• Prelims: (From L. pre [before] + limbo [oblivion]) An obligatory ritual practiced by graduate students just before the granting of a Ph.
  D. (if the gods are appeased) or an M.S. (if they aren't)....
• Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!