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• Alex came home from a business trip to Chicago and found no one home but his daughter Rose, who was crying bitterly.
  "What's the matter, darling?" asked Alex. "Mommy almost died last night," sobbed Rose....
• The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law. -- Alex Levi
• It's always darkest just before the lights go out. -- Alex Clark
• When I was young, all I wanted was to be ruler of the universe.
  Now that isn't enough. -- Alex P. Keato...
• The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one.
  Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. -- Benny Hill...
• They call me the working man. I guess that's what I am. -- Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeso
• We have two cats. They're my wife's cats, Mischa and Alex.
  You can tell a woman names a cat like this. Women always have sensitive name...
• Fight against violence!