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• Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives. -- Maurice Chevalie
• I prefer old age to the alternative. -- Maurice Chevalie
• Mal de mer is merely a Frenchman's way of saying, You can't take it with you.
  -- Maurice Chevalie...
• You know you're growing old when dialing long distance wears you out.
• You know you're growing old when your knees buckle but your belt won't.
• Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.
  -- Maurice Chevalie...
• Kissing is a custom in France. We kiss a man we haven't seen in five years--or a woman we haven't seen in five minutes.
  -- Maurice Chevalie...
• Those men in the French resistance were really brave, having to listen to Maurice Chevalier sing all the time.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...